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Desperate for distractions from the current news cycle? Me too! Have invested a lot of bathroom reading into keeping up with my favorite celebrity friends:


How are Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes handling the stay-at-home order?  In a hands-on, no nanny kinda way. I love that they protect their kids' privacy but at the same time really want to know everything about their kids.


In other Mickey Mouse Club news, Brit shouted out JT on her IG but what really threw me is that this breakup was TWENTY YEARS AGO?? 20??? Are we sure? How old ARE we? 

Aunt Becky's daughters' "rowing pictures" used to get them into USC came out. Does it really just take a picture of someone on an exercise machine? Does anyone believe a true athlete was working out in cotton in 2017? The more details I get the more confused I actually get. This Admissions Counselor's quote is really the only thing that makes sense to me:
"Based on what I knew of her video blogging schedule [I] highly doubted she was involved in crew," the counselor had said.

Long read about how Harry and Megs are doing. I am #TeamMeg all day.

Speaking of Harry and Meg, their replacement is as about as interesting as beige wallpaper and has begun duties. Snooze. 

SBTB reboot trailer is out. Zack is governor of California, Slater is a gym teacher, and Jesse is Show Girls.

First family: Demi and kids have been documenting the big blended family's life inside on social media

Last week I flagged that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are quarantining together. Everyone says he and his current wife are fine, and she has continued to comment fomo-esque remarks on all of their v. staged IG pix, which have been coming through a constant flow.




celebrity corner 4.17.2020

Friday, April 17, 2020

I love celebrity and/or influencer gossip and it has been SUCH a welcome distraction from the current news. The stories I'm following closely:


Jennifer Aniston popped into ex-bf John Mayer's IG live and and posted a laughing-cry emoji when he got emotional. I think he's a dick and deserves to get clowned at any possible opportunity, but Jen's reaction to me sounds like a worst-case scenario ex situation (you know when you accidentally join someone's IG live and you're like shitshitsittttt now I have to stay! And then accidentally hit send on the wrong emoji - possibly speaking from experience).

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Florence Pugh (?) and Zack Braff went IG official, and IG has a problem with the 24 year old dating a 45 year old. She's not here for the bullying. I personally prefer Zack's TV bff Donald Faison with Cacee Cobb (#Newlyweds).

Nordstrom will not be renewing their contract with influencer Ariel Charnas after her public coronavirus "escape" documentation. I'm trying to come at this from a compassionate standpoint - I'm not a mother of five in a high rise apartment in NYC who tested positive for Coronavirus, but these actions put so many people in danger. It's a no for me, dog.

All the celebs are posting their quarantine cooking tutorials. I'm sorry but I do not for one second believe Halle Berry eats cheesy bacon-stuffed chicken.

Bruce Willis and Demi Moore are self-isolating together in MATCHING PAJAMAS. WHAT DOES THIS MEAN!??!? ISN'T HE MARRIED?! Would you quarantine with your ex? Would you be cool with your spouse quarantining with THEIR ex? I have 10000 questions and 0 answers.

Bruce Willis, Demi Moore and family. Photograph: Instagram


Devoured Claire Downs' Twitter thread that breaks down Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler's "Bahamas Quarantine Nightmare" that includes an escape on a stranger's private jet.

Celebrity Corner 4.6.2020

Friday, April 10, 2020