Sunday, February 16, 2014

Holiday Bonus: Claire Underwood Fashion for the Broke and Bougie

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 In honor of House of Cards' AMAZING return, a tribute to the greatest political villian of all time, who also happens to have an incredibly fabulous work wardrobe: Claire Underwood. ("I'm willing to let your baby wither and die inside of you" OMG CLAIRE REALLY?!).

Did anyone else notice Claire's color-coordinated closets that she casually wisped by while talking to her media manager? Claire Underwood's closets in a few words: white, neutral, grey, black and tailored.

So here's my knock-off Claire outfits that can go straight to the tailor:

First off: Claire Underwood's Perfect Grey Dress.

 Claire's Perfect Grey Dress for the Broke and Bougie: 





Second: Claire's Perfectly Tailored White Button Down (or button up, depending on where you're from)

Claire's Perfectly Tailored White Button-up for the Broke and Bougie:





Third: Claire's Perfect Blue Dress

Claire's Perfect Blue Dress for the Broke and Bougie:





Fourth: Claire Underwood's Perfect White House Awards Ceremony LBD

Claire Underwood's Perfect White House Awards Ceremony LBD  for the Broke and Bougie:





Fifth: Claire's Perfectly Feminine/All-Business Suits

Claire's Perfectly Feminine/All-Business Suits for the Broke and Bougie: 

This is a piece that truly needs to be tailored. For the big-bootied  narrow-shouldered munchkin-legged women such as myself, the perfect suit does not exist- we have to make it. Here is where I have found the best deals on suits (that are almost always on sale):

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