The other day I got an email from a friend that said "thought you should know about this" and included this link. I almost SCREAMED WHEN I CLICKED ON THE LINK. Holy smokes someone went through every happy hour in DC and organized them by neighborhood and day of the week!!! Thank you, Jesus, for this answer to my prayers. See this list of over 500 DC Happy Hours.
Also if you ever email me something this life-changing feel free to include a little more exciting language such as "911" or "don't even think about deleting this email". Seriously.